The Onion Reports on New Wearable Device That Streams Video, Internet, & Also Performs Fellatio

I know what you’re thinking and yes, ladies, there is a version for you that eats you out.

Scott McKay of The Onion’s Tech Trends program reports on the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams video into your left eye, internet into your right eye, and sucks your dick at the same time.

video via The Onion