Pete Holmes Tries to Explain to Street Fighter’s M. Bison That Running a Tournament Makes No Financial Sense
“Th-th-th-the fighters… they do all of the flips… and shoot fireballs. It’s so cool.” – M. Bison On a new episode of Street Fighter Red…
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Pete Holmes Labels Street Fighter’s Blanka as a Green Baby-Eating Monster
“You look like Bob Marley merged with a bar of Irish Spring soap.” On a new episode of Street Fighter Red Tape, Dale (Pete Holmes)…
Pete Holmes Tries to Figure Out What American War Street Fighter’s Guile (Joel McHale) Actually Fought In
“There was no guns in this war. It was the no gun war of 1963.” – Guile On a new episode of Street Fighter Red…
Pete Holmes Tries to Figure Out How to Market Street Fighter’s Dhalsim (Kumail Nanjiani)
“I’m a fighter. People love fighting. Yoga fighter! I’m the guy right now!” On a new episode of Street Fighter Red Tape, Pete Holmes the…
Pete Holmes Questions the Unfair Advantage That Street Fighter’s Vega Has Using a Triple-Bladed Claw
“This is a hand-to-hand tournament, not a hand-to-claw tournament!” In the new comedy sketch “Street Fighter Red Tape: Vega ,” Pete Holmes the bureaucrat sits…
Pete Holmes Tries to Figure Out How Street Fighter’s Ken Masters Is Any Different From Ryu
“Wait wait wait! What if I wear blue?” – Ken On a new episode of Street Fighter Red Tape, Pete Holmes the bureaucrat sits down…
Pete Holmes Questions the Provocative Clothing Worn by Street Fighter’s Chun-Li, Even Though He Loves It
“Some people, again not me, are saying that you look like you are the hostess at a slutty Benihana.” On a new episode of Street…
Pete Holmes Tries to Decipher the Confusing Fight Words of Street Fighter’s Ryu (Mark-Paul Gosselaar)
“How about… ‘My hurricane of flesh will pound your ass!’” – Ryu In the new comedy sketch “Street Fighter Red Tape: Ryu ,” Pete Holmes…