Salami Advent Calendar

Lori Dorn
December 8, 2025

Polish grocery store Podnikovka is selling a Salami Advent Calendar for Christmas that features salami instead of the traditional chocolate. Rather than opening a new door each day, the calendar is printed on the salami wrapper, so each slice offers a treat with protein rather than one with empty calories.

(translated) Tired of chocolate calendars? Try something this year that really tastes good. Our Advent salami – honest Polish meat with Christmas print – will bring you a small dose of happiness (and protein) every day.

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Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.