Man Discourages Persistent Turkey From Following Him

Businessman Carrington Wentz noticed that a rather persistent turkey was trying to follow him as he was on his way to work.

When work comes for me close to the Holidays.

Despite Wentz’s elegant non-gender specific pleas, the determined bird kept at it, annoying the man even further.

Absolutely not. You’re done. No ma’am …no sir. Whatever. I’m not ****ing gendering you.

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.