Green Apple Zombie Booger Candy

The green apple flavored Zombie Booger Candy will make any future zombie apocalypses a little more sweet, tasty and gross. They are available to purchase online at Stupid.com.

There really aren’t many positive qualities to list about Zombies. They”re nasty, obnoxious, messy and always freaking hungry. I mean I downright disliked them until I realized how sweet and delicious their Boogers are. So many delicious treats come from such nasty little suckers. Stop avoiding them and harvest their Boogers and Blood.

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