What Dogs Would Say If They Could Call 911
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
As part of his very funny Twitter account, Reverend Scott has hilariously imagined what dogs would say if they could call 911, what constitutes an emergency to a dog and what the 911 operators would say back to the dog in each situation.
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016
DOG: GOING FOR A WALK??
"No, work"
DOG: I'M GOING TOO??
"You're staying home"
DOG: This injustice will be noted, and not soon forgotten.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 14, 2016
Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Dog: I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR NATIONAL DOG DAY
Dog 911: Dispatching the Dog Police
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 26, 2015
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015
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