“Instead of turtles, I’ll shred lettuce. Leave the clan for a foot fetish Shredder. When will someone better me?”
FOX’s Animation Domination High-Def (ADHD) has created “The Ballad of Ninja Turtles’ Shredder,” a great animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-themed music video where Shredder shows his true emotions while singing about how lonely and miserable he is. The shell-shocking musical was written by Heather Anne Campbell.
Shredder doesn’t want to shred. He wants to love, instead. But he’s built an image of himself, and he projects it into the world as a pre-emptive defense; a suit of armor that protects him from suitors. Shredder, let go. Shredder, take off the blades. Shredder, it gets better.