Santa’s Little Secret Service, Protecting Jesus Christ & Frank Chu

by Scott Beale on December 19, 2008 · 6 comments

Jesus has tight security

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Last weekend at Santacon in San Francisco, Santa’s Little Secret Service was hard at work protecting luminaries like Jesus Christ and Frank Chu.

E. D. W. Lynch has some background info on the Santa’s Little Secret Service which was first deployed during Santacon 2006.

More photos can be found in the Santa’s Little Secret Service Flickr group.

photo by Mitchell Aidelbaum, E. D. W. Lynch & gastronomicdiva06

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filed under Frank Chu, San Francisco, Santarchy

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Violet Blue December 19, 2008 at 4:41 pm

OMG someone tell them they made a mistake! that’s not Jesus, it’s Merkley???

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2 Weazie December 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm

“Jesus Christ and Frank Chu”?

Shouldn’t that be “Frank Chu and Jesus Christ”?

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3 Bonnie Burton December 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm

This is exactly why I love San Francisco!

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4 Missy B December 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm

How badass is the real security fella on the left?! You OWN IT, security fella!

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5 EDW Lynch December 19, 2008 at 7:59 pm

For security reasons I cannot comment specifically about our methods, equipment, or the protective features of Sleigh One. I can say that we are tasked by the Office of the Santa to protect Santa, other North Pole High Value Persons, and select dignitaries such as Jesus and Frank Chu.

Missy-That’s an SFPD officer with us. He and several other officers provided us with a police escort during our visit to the Westfield. It was the height of professional cooperation between two agencies. My thanks go to the Christmas Liaison Division of SFPD.

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6 zzberlin December 21, 2008 at 4:42 am

Hey, I could use some security on Valentine’s Day, is anyone available? Last time I checked, I was almost a High Value Person, hahahahhahah. I can pay for high performance security, promise. Especially like red cheeks. all best, zz

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