How to Win the Super Bowl by Mr. Forthright

In his latest video, Mr. Forthright offers useful tips on “how to win the Super Bowl.” He suggests “filling your opponent’s Gatorade cooler with champagne.” To guarantee a win, you should also fill your own team’s cooler with steroids.

Ready for glory? Win the biggest sporting event of the year with Mr. Forthright’s lifetime of football wisdom, all in one place.

video via Mr. Forthright

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