A Detailed Guide on How to Poop While on a Date

How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette is a book by authors Mats and Enzo that breaks down how to handle a bowel movement when on a date. The book also won the 36th annual Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year. How to Poo on a Date is currently available via Amazon.

Not an instruction manual as the title might imply, this is a practical guide to confronting every possible problem or eventuality one may encounter when wooing. Inside you’ll learn exactly what to do (through explanatory text and useful diagrams) in a variety of practical, real-life situations, from feeling the call of nature as you walk in the woods with your paramour to what to do if you block her toilet with a monster mud-out.

via TIME