You Suck at Photoshop #4 – Paths and Masks

“You Suck at Photoshop #4 (Paths and Masks)” is the latest in the series hilarious Photoshop tutorials by Donnie Hoyle.

For the full experience and backstory, you should watch them all in order.

UPDATE 1: There is now a real eBay auction for the ring, the Q & A section is almost as funny as the videos.

Wedding Ring

Q: Is it safe to PUG with random elves while wearing this ring?

A: No. This ring requires long-term, health-draining commitment. See your Guildmaster for more info.

Q: How long do the batteries last and is it rechargeable?

A: It uses a “will-sucking” power cell. And, yes, it’s rechargeable.

Q: Does it come with the baren desert?

A: No, I’m selling that metaphor in another auction.

UPDATE 2: Here’s an update from Donnie regarding the eBay auction:

Hi everybody. Looks like eBay has limited my awesomeness by capping off my public responses to your questions. I set up this forum if you’d like to ask any other questions. Sorry!”

UPDATE 3: eBay has removed the auction.

Scott Beale
Scott Beale

Scott Beale founded Laughing Squid in 1995 in San Francisco and is currently based in New York City. When not running the blog, Scott can be found posting on Bluesky and sharing photos on Instagram.