The Complete Social Media Douchebag
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Tip #128: Always tweet in all-caps. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
Tip #138: Learn how to auto-DM your way into their hearts and wallets!
Tip #268: Every other tweet should be about how people can increase their followers. They’ll thank you for it!
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