Santa’s Defense Forces Protect Santa In San Francisco as Part of Operation Yule Storm
photo by Green Kozi
photo by Ed Hunsinger
On December 12th Santa’s Defense Forces, including the 12th Nutcracker Regiment, were deployed to San Francisco during the annual Santacon event to provide ceremonial and combat support to the Santa as part of Operation Yule Storm.
A Christmas expeditionary force of elite North Pole units has struck San Francisco. No loss of life was reported through a number of witnesses described forced gifting and mild to moderate kidnapping by fairy operators and nutcracker soldiers.
Scott Beale
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