Louis CK OncePerformed Next to the Mayor of New York City With Poop in His Pants

“I’m at a urinal and I’m… and BOOM out the back!”

On a recent episode of The Tonight Show, comedian Louis CK told two very different but interesting stories about how he once kept Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon from getting a job on The Dana Carvey Show, and how he recently performed at a function with New York City mayor Bill de Blasio after accidentally pooping in his pants. The takeaway from the second story, CK said, was, “Don’t hurry in life.”