Creepy Pig Mask
“You’d look angry too if everyone wanted to eat you”
Archie McPhee, the creators of the Creepy Pig Mask, admit that it “looks a little demented and angry” and explains, “You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon.” It’s available to purchase online.
…We recommend this mask while grilling at your BBQ this summer or just ordering at the butcher counter. Latex. Fits most adult heads.
“Pig Juggling Rubber Chickens“
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