Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers Will ‘Stare At You While You Eat’

Archie McPhee says their new ceramic Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers will “stare at you while you eat.” Shudder.

A set of Creepy Doll Head Salt and Pepper Shakers are a good thing to bring out when it’s time for your guests to leave. When you look at old dolls, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that they were made for children to enjoy. They definitely fall into that uncanny valley where they’re just close enough to looking real that they make us uncomfortable. These ceramic salt and pepper shakers are tiny 3″ tall creepy doll heads with holes on top to dispense spices. We just hope they don’t come to life and season your food at night while you’re sleeping.