Adult Chocolate Milk, A 40 Proof Kid’s Drink For Grown-Ups

Adult Chocolate Milk

The Adult Beverage Company has released Adult Chocolate Milk, the first in a series of 40 proof adult drinks.

A good drink takes you back to being less stressed, right? Well, we’ve figured out a way to take you all the way back to a time when you had no idea what worries were. Packaged inside retro-chic bottles, our Adult Chocolate Milk, Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch and Adult Limeade have the tastes that instantly bring you back to your innocence. But thanks to our amazing mixology know-how, there’s a nice buzz hidden inside that nostalgic taste. You’ll forget all about what stressed you out in the first place.

Scott Beale
Scott Beale

Scott Beale founded Laughing Squid in 1995 in San Francisco and is currently based in New York City. When not running the blog, Scott can be found posting on Bluesky and sharing photos on Instagram.