A Terrified Tim Cook Realizes the Absurdity of the iPhone 7 in a Hilariously Explicit Apple Parody

On September 7th Apple announced its new generation of iPhones and Watches during a special live event in San Francisco. Since that day, the parodies have been plentiful. College Humor joined in the fun with a faux Apple-style interview featuring a terrified Tim Cook (Mike Trapp) who suddenly realizes that removing the headphone jack perhaps wasn’t their best idea as he nervously explains that he has lost control to a very demanding Jony Ive.

If I’m being honest, I’m starting to get really scared of Jony, he’s just taking away things at random at this point. All the G keys on our keyboards have disappeared. My car’s wheel disappeared, I can’t get home. …I miss Steve.