A Machete-Shaped Spatula for Grilling in Intimidating Style
The Machete Spatula from Firebox is–you guessed it–a spatula that looks like a machete. The lower end of the intimidating “blade” features three bottle openers to aid beer drinking while grilling.
- Terrifying in appearance but extremely convenient in nature
- Look incredibly tough and macho when flipping meat
- Like all good tools, this machete has 3 built in bottle openers
- Bandana included. No, seriously
- Transform instantly into a dashing Rambo/Gordon Ramsay hybrid
images via Firebox