Vital-Orbit Personal Human Force Field

by Scott Beale on July 28, 2009 · 4 comments

Vital-Orbit Personal Human Force Field

Lori and I came across a curious flyer for the Vital-Orbit Personal Human Force Field in SOMA, one of the many wonders that can be found at The Jejune Institute.

Channels users own Hydrodynamic activities to project a spherical charge armament against all material bodies and organic compounds. Unintended matter undergoes total magnetic reversal (a process called “negativism”).

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1 Cardhouse July 28, 2009 at 9:33 pm

Damn! That looks important! I think I’m going to call that number … RIGHT NOW!

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2 Mark Ellis July 28, 2009 at 9:40 pm

…a recondite family awaits.

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3 Scott July 29, 2009 at 11:04 am

Not to sure about the force field, but this guy (group, foundation?) also has a camera that can take merged photos of the past.
http://jejuneinstitute.org/timecamera.htm

You’d think that he would be more popular on Flickr.

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4 Quinn July 30, 2009 at 10:56 am

If you haven’t visited the Jejune Institute yet, you are really missing out. Remember, don’t believe anything Octavio Coleman tells you!

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