Unicorn Farts Lip Balm

In January, we posted about unicorn poop cookies and now we have discovered Unicorn Farts lip balm, a spearmint/cotton candy-flavored lip product made by Amanda of Etsy shop Long Winter Farm.

Here’s how she describes its flavor and ingredients:

Tastes just exactly like real imaginary unicorn farts! Which taste like spearmint and pink cotton candy, everybody knows that.

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing… It’s got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you’ll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you’ll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It’s carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won’t end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, “Ooo, creeamy” every time she uses hers, if that’s any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

There is also a Unicorn Farts gift set which includes a unicorn statuette (currently sold out):

This set includes one .15oz tube of unicorn farts lip balm, one .3oz bottle of unicorn farts perfume, one 4.5oz jar of unicorn farts skin cream, and one crazy adorable minty-maned polymer clay unicorn, measuring about 2″ from the tip of its horn to its tail.

via Sunny Merry

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