It’s only natural that our old friend capitalism would eventually find its way to Burning Man. First there was Black Rock Hardware, which setup shop in Gerlach a couple of years ago, now you can do all of your Black Rock City shopping online with Playazon, “Your On-Line Source for that Burning Sensation”. Maybe a “Hands-Free” Merkin Flashlight (with two blinking “lure” modes) would make a great gift that special gal.
Beyond the “normal” items, Playazon also has things like DIY Art Car Kits so you can turn your regular car into an art car and Playazon Domestic Services to help make your visit to Burning Man more comfortable.
Tidy Tent
After a hard night of drugs, dancing and trying to score, who wants to come back to a tent that looks like an abandoned thrift shop in the Sahara? Let our Tidy Tent Squad know where you are camped and they will drop by to shake out your sheets, bag your dirty laundry and leave a Playazon Sweet Dreams Tropical Chocolate under you pillow. By appointment only through the Burning Man Gift Shop. Payment and GPS coordinates required at time of order.
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Maybe I’m way to gullible here because I had a strong emotional reaction to this bit of Americana (capitalism consumerism materilasm). Before I launch a anti-playazon campaign I have to ask, Is this a joke?
Dude!!!! …Sign me up!! Send the tiny tidy tent troop by and please leave some extra lube. GPS TBD. Can we barter?
Also very much in need of DIY art car kit. 45 days to the playa. Yeeeiikes!!
By the way can the tiny tidy tent troop get rid of those fuckin noisy gas powered scooters? That is so lame.
Thanks!
Dude come on, playon is a not real. It’s gotta be a joke.