The Onion Reports on the New Uber Features That Allow Users to Violently Commandeer Any Car They Want at Any Time
“Our mission at Uber is to let you take complete control of your transportation–by any means necessary.”
A recent report by The Onion features the new premium Uber service, Uber Seize, that allows users to violently commandeer any car they want at any time for a premium price point.
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