Calm The F*ck Down Tea, The Perfect Cuppa For a Quiet Night at Home

Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own “Calm The F*ck Down Tea“, a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest F*ck That guided meditation.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the f*ck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the f*ck down.