Amazon Releases List of the Funniest Fake Product Reviews by Users

Amazon has collected a list of the funniest fake reviews of unusual products like the Accoutrements Horse Head Mask, a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, and of course, the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer:

“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?” -Mrs Toledo

“Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.” -N. Krumpe

“As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.” -J. Anderson

Previously, we posted about some of the humorous user reviews on the banana slicer and Texas State Senator Wendy Davis’ Mizuno running shoes that she wore while filibustering an anti-abortion bill. For more of the funniest user-written reviews, take a look at Amazon’s curated list.