The Typo Eradication Advancement League (TEAL) has been traveling around the US on an ambitious Typo Hunt Across America, correcting as many typos as they can.
This March through May, we, sworn members of TEAL, will be taking a road trip around the country to stamp out as many typos as we can find, in public signage and other venues where innocent eyes may be befouled by vile stains on the delicate fabric of our language. We do not blame, nor chastise, the authors of these typos. It is natural for mistakes to occur; everybody will slip now and again. But slowly the once-unassailable foundations of spelling are crumbling, and the time has come for the crisis to be addressed. We believe that only through working together with vigilance and a love of correctness can we achieve the beauty of a typo-free society.
UPDATE: On August 11th Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson of The Typo Eradication Advancement League (TEAL) plead guilty to conspiracy to vandalize government property at the Grand Canyon National Park. They were sentenced to a year’s probation and banned from National Parks for a year.
via Swissmiss
photos via Jeff Deck
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Hi Guys. I feel your pain. Typos drive me insane as well – I can't help it, I was an English major. Two recent examples from my area (Phoenix, AZ): On Fox News a headline read: “Suspect Arrested in Roberry” and a road sign on the Loop 101 read “Speed Reduce Ahead.” Aaarrgh!! Keep up the good work! ~Suz
Surely, you pompous, half-witted, over-blown fools have SOMETHING better to do with your lives???
Typical fascist dictator wannabees. Instead of probation, you should have gotten jail time for defacing historical property. Property that does NOT belong to you, I might add. Hmm…. I should start my own league: Sterilzation Is A Viable option. And pay your membership a visit. I have every “right” you fascists have in imposing my will upon others. Would you be so kind as to post your addresses and help a fellow fascist out?
You guys are my heroes. Keep it up. You are living my dream of traveling the country with a bucket of white-out and a pocket full of Sharpie markers. To me the worst offences are apostrophe abuse and the demise of adverbs.
I, for one, appreciate the effort of these guys although I think they're going about it all wrong. I hate typos and they are becoming much too frequent in society.
I'll go Dante on this one. You shouldn't reproduce. Now be a bunch of nice little meatheads and go play in traffic.
I don't give care if they want to fix typos. Becoming a criminal and a stupid trespasser and asshole isn't the way to go about fixing anothers' problem. Fucking ASSHOLES. i hope someone else starts a club to go around creating typos to counteract a way to undo all the work you've done.
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In addition to being pompous and insolent, you guys are criminals. Put that on your resume, Beck.
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It's probably a good thing you guys didn't get prison time for defacing a sign at a national park. An inmate would probably tattoo your forehead and misspell “@$$%^%”.
Typos are accidental mistakes; they are neither true spelling mistakes nor errors in grammar.
Instead of vandalizing property, you should be making tours of schools by helping to educate. Education, not vandalism.
If you ask me, the person responsible for the errors in the sign is the one who should be fined. Come on! Get a dictionary! Learn the difference between plural and possessive. It's NOT that hard! Keep up the good work!
I'm still trying to figure out what point Dante had… Are you not supposed to start a new paragraph when you change ideas? I agree with Steve, please go play in traffic or stick your head in a oven.
I can understand some of what these guys did, but not all of it.
It's not just typos! It's bad grammar, the total absence of capitalization, and an absolute disgregard for proofreading!
I support the mission and applaud the efforts of TEAL, if not the methods.
Yes! I completely agree. The foundations of the English language are crumbling, because people are allowed to use poor grammar and spelling without consequences. I'm not saying punish people, but it's time to institute a basic standard throughout society, from the earliest levels of school to media to public signs in national parks. I, for one, am embarrassed and appalled by the poor spelling and grammar I encounter every day in this country, and have been tempted many many times myself to engage in possibly-illegal activities such as defacing signs. While society in general does need to set the correct example, I think a key strategy is to start placing more emphasis on spelling and grammar in schools. This is not rocket science.
A good friend of mine spots typos and they stop him in his tracks. He does not understand what he's read because of this. I ignore typos, look around them, understand perfectly what I've read, and go on with my life.
That sucks about the fine, but I like your thinking. – rami
The punishment was not nearly harsh enough for these morons damaging historical property. What next, will they chisel missing flaws in the president's faces on Mount Rushmore?
I really want to know what they are going to do with this $3000 the TEAL had to pay as a fine. Are they going to replace the “Historical” sign in the National Park? And if they do, will they replace the sign with the grammar corrections?? I want pictures@!!!!
A second note….
You bloody United Statians should calm the hell down. This talk of fascists and meatheads is going a little overboard.
Relax, your signs are not the be all end all.
Focus on your government fucking up the world :)
Wow. Would that these were the worst criminal offenses committed in this country; for that matter, I fail to understand how they're really even considered criminal. This is a minor case of civil disobedience, as far as I'm concerned. Would you be pissed if someone happened along and pulled a few weeds out of your flowerbed that you missed?
Three question marks? Needless.
They didn't deface anything. They fixed it.
The definition of “deface” is…
1: to mar the appearance of : injure by effacing significant details
2: impair
3 (obsolete): destroy
(from Merriam-Webster)
By definition, what they did was not defacing. They simply corrected some mistakes. If rules of grammar did not exist, we would not be able to communicate. Everyone would be speaking their own individual language.
For those of you who say that correct spelling doesn't matter, I respectfully direct your attention to a recent article on Audrey Hepburn's style in the movie “Breakfast At Tiffany's.” The author rapturously describes her iconic costume and its accessories, including the “black stain gloves.” Excuse me, did he say “black STAIN gloves?” Yes, yes, he did. I devoutly hope he meant “satin,” and that the word “stain” was a typo. Otherwise, I am not sure that “black stain gloves” is a look which I would consider “classic.”
I like the work you do. I might also add that I hate the their/there/they're mistake, the your/you're mistake, and the to/too/two mistake. I would love to see those three eradicated.
I love how the “criminals” (those who approve of TEAL) are very calm and polite, and the “good citizens” are cursing up a storm and calling us fascists. It gives you a good perspective on what kind of people fit in which category.
Hey,
Nice work guys. Hopefully this will help rid the world of those dreaded, utterly moronic typo signs that blister the eyes and numb the brain…
I was delighted to see that both of you now have a federal criminal record. I wish we had Islamic style laws where they would chop off your hands on national television. But since this is the land of law and order, we only give slaps on the hand while being careful not to hurt a single finger nail. Just be rest assured that this is not over.
People were communicating long before any formal rules of grammar existed. You've got it backwards. If people were unable to communicate, the rules of grammar would not exist.
Joo fools shoulda got more punishment dan you did. Any'n dat'd disface and defigure a freak'n historical sign is waaaaaay to fulla demselves. Joo shoulda got a 10,000$ fine man. Bote'a ya. Fun is fun; but mebby next time you tink before ya cross a line like dat. Kinda old for dem kinda mistakes boys.
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Don't be a fool, fool. Read your first definition of deface, that's what they did.
They defaced a piece of public property, a piece of history. Period. They were having a good time and lost sight of what was fun vs. what was self-agrandizing, self-rightous and illeagl. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
They got off easy. Fines should have been heavier.
As a rule, governments all through history have over punished minor revolts in a futile effort to put the fear of God into the greater danger – the overworked, the underpaid, those who truly do have something to fight for and little to lose. The facts of this particular case are almost irrelevant, what they did and what was done to them as a result. What worries me is the loud voices raised in outrage over defacing public property, calling out for jail time and violence in retaliation for…
Misguided use of a Sharpie? Correction of an apostrophic mistake made decades ago?
I would love to hear those same voices raised in outrage at violent words and images scrawled on the side of elementary school buildings in neon spray paint. I would be proud to hear those voices raised in defiance, protesting, fighting against a government that, eight years ago, proved that it doesn't care what we the people want. I would love to hear those voices raised as one against something that actually matters.
How about we take a look at the bigger picture? If we're going to start getting up in arms about a couple of kids playing at national schoolteacher, take it to the ridiculous extent of wondering -Good Lord, what will they do next?-, let's make it a little more paranoid, a little more ridiculous. It is actually possible to do that. Let's say, the public school system is a farce. Text and instant messaging have reduced six-syllable words to three letters. Words like “D'oh” and phrases like “That's hot” have been inducted into the dictionary. It all contributes to a society that is quickly losing the joy of language. What will our poetry look like in fifty years? How about ten? Five years from now will we be looking at novels written entirely in l33t sp34k? That's horrible enough. But take a more political glance at it, and what do you see? Intelligence and education lead to free thought which leads, almost inevitably, to rebellion against false prophets and despot leaders. Do you think it's a coincidence that our public school system is what it is? Or that the expense of higher education is too great for most American families to even contemplate taking on? And then these boys with their Sharpies go around correcting mistakes and doing a miniscule service to a very quickly down spiraling country, and when their actions are discovered they're arrested and fined an absurd amount of money. And why? If that historical landmark sign was truly as priceless as the big boys in blue are quoted as claiming, they were oddly quick to come up with a dollar amount sufficiently large enough to satisfy their anger.
Why does innocuous graffiti on an ancient sign in a national park matter more and incite more outrage than vulgar graffiti on playground equipment in the park down the street?
Shame on all of us who have allowed, and continue to allow, our country to be overrun by general apathy for the bigger picture and inappropriate, misplaced passion for the inane details.
Grammar won't save us from recession, depression, unfit political leaders, pervasive perversion of ethics and justice, but renewed desire for better education and the ability to acquire it just might. TEAL probably couldn't incite a riot if they wanted or tried to. But maybe someone should. Maybe it's time someone stood up and called the emperor out on his new clothes. We bought this country with blood, pain, and mean hope. Maybe we the people should drop the pettiness and pick up the pitchforks and Molotovs and own it again.
No need for a new club, typoking. All of America is already going around on exactly that quest.
Idiots, the typos give signs character. It is a great part of American history that words, names, and towns have different spellings. It is what this great country was founded upon.
I took a job earlier this as a transport driver. I get paid a certain amount per mile to haul campers across the country. With the cost of fuel and other travel related expenses, I was unable to make a profit and had to call it quits.
Was just wondering what the cost per grammar correction comes to, after you factor in fuel costs, vehicle maintenance, lodging, alcohol, drugs, and the occasional fine for vandalizing historic signs?
Any of this tax deductible?
I to, have a love of correctness, only mine is more a love of socially correct behavior that doesn't attempt to draw attention to my own selfish behavior, while contributing to the waste of a non-renewable fuel that Americans seem to think they have a right to squander.
Go TEAL! I have been known to make my fair share of typos in emails and IM's but when something is written permanently it is a different story.
Though I often text or IM with changes in spelling, I am aware of the mistake. I believe there are far too many who so not.
We must have a set of rules for English because otherwise it will become illegible.
A fine is OK- I understand they had to punish them – But it really is a little extreme.
Someone talked of “cutting off of hands”, or long term in jail.
Both are crazy- Come one people- Let us keep this in perspective.
ALSO- Someone said “don’t you think you could so something better with your time.” Need to get a life themselves.
You need to follow your own passion and let TEAL follow theirs.
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I don't think the moderators should have approved this (Dante's) message. It ullustrates the damage that can result when weak little minds are fooled by lawyers' invoking such rhetoric as “defacing historical property” to twist an absolutely harmless prank into something bad.
To me, the worst offenders are those who spell “offense” with a c…
I understand TEAL's intent. It still doesn't give them the right to DEFACE (see definition by anonymous below) public or private property!
Maybe she is from Great Britain. Offense would be a misspelled word there.
Typos are accidental. However, government authorities certainly spend enough money that those accidents should be seen and fixed before they become signs. If not, they should replace the sign. These guys are doing the public a service in fixing things that the government has screwed up.
You ROCK! Where do I get a shirt? Typos on public signs infuriate me. There should be fines for companies who use improper grammar/spelling on billboards. Hire a COPY EDITOR. There are many English students/grads who could use the work.
Damaging historical property? First of all, the sign, in and of itself, is not historical property; it's a marker providing information about historical property. Second, correcting something is not damaging it; had they spraypainted cusswords on the sign, I would agree that they deserved punishment. These individuals took pains to correct an error while making a concerted effort to make their work appear as close to the original as they could. Vandalism? Whatever. What was malicious or offensive about what they did?
Fascism, by the way, is state sanctioned; fining these individuals is more of a fascist action than what they did to get fined in the first place.
“Bloody United Stations” ? Now if you don't sound like a Brit with a superior attitude, I don't who does. Just FYI junior, the world was far and away thouroughly fucked up all by its self long before our involvement. If you are from the UK, let me point out that the vaunted British Empire ran roughshod over much of the world, for a very long time, back in the day.
We watch the news here too, and it would seem the UK has plenty of problems of its own right in the homeland. So if thats your home turf junior, clean up your own mess before shooting off your self-righteous mouth.
Well, this is hilarious, I didn't know such a group existed; but too bad they are now considered criminals. If people putting up signs had taken the extra few minutes out of their lives to check out spellings, punctuation, etc, none of this would have to happen. And please let's educate people regarding proper use of “its” and “it's”, sheesh.
Some of my favourite signs are:
“Everything on the rack – $5.00.” Okay, I'll give you $5.00 and you can please give me everything on that rack.
The good ol' “0.20″ with a cent sign after it. Yeah, I'll give you a penny for that item and you can give me change.
“Everything in the store – $1.00.” Wow, wait till I go rent a truck – I'll be back to collect your entire inventory.
“Condos starting at $225.” Well, wow. If you're too darned lazy to add the comma and three zeros, too bad, I'm coming down there with a lawyer to purchase two of those condos. False advertising?
Keep up the good work!!
And it's because of this that our country is becoming an idiocracy. I, too, like to correct spelling and grammar mistakes on signs. What I've found is that the people who have a problem with the corrections are the same ones who didn't pay enough enough attention in school to learn it themselves! Go rent the movie Idiocracy. You would fit well in it.
I am sorry for those of you whose grasp on the world and your language is so tenuous that it crumbles with a spelling mistake. But trust me: English is not in danger of being destroyed; it's far tougher and more resilient than people like those who wrote TEAL's manifesto believe. Especially will it survive bad spelling. (It has before – look at the 17 and 18th centuries.)
As for those who believe messing up an historic sign is somehow not defacing it, shall we send art students into all the museums to correct the Old Masters' faulty grasp of anatomy, perspective, and historical accuracy? (Jesus and Mary dressed in medieval clothes? Horses running with both hind legs on the ground?)
I don't think these guys should go to jail. But I do think they should pay to have the sign restored. And I don't want them anywhere near a museum with historic documents in it – the Declaration and Constitution have some pretty idiosyncratic commas in them, after all.
i'z been in skool at dartmouth for sicks yeers now and i aint no spellin genus, so i shur is thankfull you guys be fixin all them misspelt sines.
The National Park Service has long been protective of its spelling errors. Many years ago when I visited the lighthouse at Cape Hatteras, a sign there explained that the lamp in it was designed by a Frenchman named “Fresnal”. In the visitor comment book I wrote, in pencil, that the correct spelling of his famous name is “Fresnel”. A few minutes later I saw one of the Rangers vigorously erasing my words! Of course, when she turned away I put my comment in again, this time in ink, so she would have to rip out the page to expunge my comment. This event was long before the W administration with its ongoing efforts to change “facts”.
The fine and banishment for correcting your old sign make a travesty of justice, the sort of act that might be expected in China, not America.
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