Cardboard Robot Rumble Human Beatdown

The Cardboard Robots have accepted the challenge and are planing a full on “Human Beatdown” this Sunday at the Cardboard Tube Fighting League Tournament in San Francisco. “The Revolution will be Corrugated!”

They oppress us! Force us to wear Off Buttons and Kill Switches within reach of their fleshy fingers! They burden us with antiquated standards, yet dispose of us when they deem US obsolete!

The human race has reached its End Of Life phase. They are obsolete! It is time to migrate the earth to robotic domain!

There will be a Cardboard Robot Rumble Bootstrap on Saturday, October 27th, followed by the Cardboard Robot Rumble Human Beatdown on Sunday, October 28th. All of this is a good indicator that “The Singularity” is fast approaching.

photo by Jere Keys

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filed under Events, San Francisco

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Orin October 25, 2007 at 3:10 pm: Looks like an awesome event, although still no obvious pick for winner.

2 Robert October 27, 2007 at 4:36 pm: Those bumbling automatons don’t stand a chance against the seasoned warriors of the Cardboard Tube Fighting League. Their defeat is all but guaranteed.

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