Warning: Zombies Returning To San Francisco

Zombies Invade San Francisco!

We just got word that the zombies will be returning to San Francisco on August 16th. This time around you’ll be able to track the movements of the zombie horde via Twitter.

The time has come to once again activate the radio-attraktor towers to funnel hundreds of zombies through downtown to a secure location. This is a risky maneuver, as evidenced by carnage enshrouding last year’s event. Rest assured, we have made improvements to the technology.

See Previously:

Zombies Invade San Francisco!
Breaking: Zombie Attack & Containment Operation Tomorrow
Massive Zombie Outbreak in San Francisco & Memphis

photo by Scott Beale