After conquering the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, the Maze Runners of Quiznos Toasty TV were mercilessly thrown into the dusty streets of Black Rock City, Nevada, a city that only exists during the annual Burning Man event. After being given their brand new playa names, the runners soon encountered a unicorn car, a human carwash and “a Google exec fire jousting with P. Diddy“. They later made their escape into a shaded “cuddle puddle” after fleeing a virtual coupon for $1 off a Quiznos sandwich.
I think it’s safe to say Coachella was a complete success we don’t know why but Millennials are willing to fork over tons of cash to attend an overcrowded festival that’s in middle of the desert. It’s time now to begin Phase Two. Welcome to Burning Man. The world outside is hanging on by a very thin non GMO cruelty free organic hemp thread. Beyond this tent flap lines the beginning of your new lives as Burners. …Indio was one thing you kids won’t last a day out on the playa without subtle exposure to corporate influence
Quiznos’ latest parody mash-up takes Burning Man and the upcoming 20th Century Fox movie, The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
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