Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
“Evil cats love it!”
Archie McPhee has made the Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats, a black inflatable vinyl horn that you strap on to your less-than-pure feline’s head. If you’re cat is not evil, you may prefer the white version of the horn.
Most cats love the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, but your cat is different. Your cat is just barely putting up with your existence, puny human. Kitty allows you to live in her house, but only because you provide her with food. Obviously such an intelligent and benevolently dictatorial cat doesn’t want to be made to look silly. For cats with an attitude, we’ve made the Inflatable EVIL Unicorn Horn for Cats. It’s the same as our bestselling vinyl 5-1/2″ long unicorn horn with a four-point elastic strap system to hold it on tabby’s noggin, except the horn is as black as your kitty’s soul. Your cat will be the Johnny Cash of cat unicorns. Also good for goth cats and cats that have to go to formal events.
Rusty Blazenhoff
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