In the recent Vlogbrothers video “14 Fart Facts for my Flatulent Friends,” host Hank Green releases a series of facts about farts. These fart facts include the knowledge that “fart” is actually one of the oldest words. Green also did the math to calculate how long it would take two million people to fart enough hydrogen to fill the Hindenburg.
The crazy thing is I had to cut like five fart facts from this video because I just had TOO MUCH GOOD FART STUFF! Maybe I’ll make a video with some more fart facts in the future.
If you can’t tell…I like farts. I think they’re funny and nothing to be ashamed of (though I don’t go out of my way to fart loudly at dinner parties like SOME PEOPLE I KNOW! JEFF!)