A Hilariously Deadpan Recreations of Classic News Reports Stating That ‘Everything Is Bad’

Lori Dorn
May 19, 2025

Neural Viz used AI to recreate classic news reports with all the anchors reporting that “everything is bad”. The heavens are empty, children are exploding, the human race is dying, and birds are left without mothers.

The Channel 12 News Team is back with all you need to know.

Thanks Chip Beale!

Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.