Chicken John Loses Race For Mayor, Announces Run For Supervisor

While we won’t know the election results for the San Francisco Mayor race for a couple of weeks, one thing is for sure, Chicken John is not our new mayor. But we all knew that would be the case. What we don’t know yet is who won 2nd and 3rd place.

Only partial election results (absentee ballots) have been posted so far.

To celebrate this momentous loss, Chicken had his big Loser’s Ball party last night at 12 Galaxies, complete with a rotating spotlight and the trio of Doggie Diner dog heads out front. The main part of the event was a big show, complete with 15 piece orchestra and chorus.

At the end of the show (the earliest Chicken John event ever), after he lip synced a 15 minute recap of his campaign, Chicken took off his trademark glasses, threw his hat into the crowd, pulled off his fake mustache and then opened his shirt to reveal a Superman logo. Right at this moment, projected on the screen behind him, were the words “Chicken John For Supervisor”. That’s right, Chicken is now running for supervisor of District 9, which includes part of The Mission and Bernal Heights (the term for current supervisor Tom Ammiano ends January 2009).