A Clever Song About Not Being Able to Do Anything Because of a ‘Cat on My Lap’

Several humans have matched videos of their precious lap time with their cats to a clever song by Morgan Morse that makes excuses for not attending to their responsibilities (and even to emergencies) solely because they have a cat on their lap. Morse called this song the “ultimate excuse”.

Sorry I can’t go to work today, I have a a cat on my lap

You’re fired, that’s okay because a I have a cat on my lap

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.