Blue Velvette, A David Lynch Tribute Rap by Cancer Merchant

Cancer Merchant, aka Hollywood-based comedian Daveo Mathias, wrote and performed Blue Velvette, the rap tribute to filmmaker David Lynch. The song samples Blue Velvet by Bobby Vinton.

Some sample lyrics:

I get Frank in the Booth, call me Dennis Hip-Hopper
Is it me, or does that performance kinda remind me of your father?
A fragile little boy filled with decades of abuse
Embodiment of America, fuck anything that moves

But I’m just one of the goons like a young Jack Nance
Sippin’ Pabst, taking hits off the oxygen masks
While I’m chewing on my favorite gum, I’m oh so in style
Getting sex in the city and the sticks like Kyle

via Animal New York