AutoCorrect Barely Hides Its Disgust for People When Telling Its Side of the Story to The Oatmeal

Hate Autocorrect?

“Autocorrect Hates You” is a new comic from The Oatmeal that personifies the AutoCorrect tool and offers its very honest side of the story.

I know you think I’m terrible. But consider this: when I do my job, you don’t acknowledge me. My victories go unnoticed. I get zero out of 5 stars. And when I make a mistake, your fat-fucking-face squishes up like a walnut. You lament in between sips of pumpkin-spiced toilet coffee about how incompetent I am. You curse me. You blame me. You hate me. …You hate autocorrect? Well I hate you.

image via The Oatmeal

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.

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