Carley Jacobson is behind the DIY Brief Jerky, a 100% edible pair of meat underwear with Slim Jim laces. Pull out your dehydrator, gather together two lbs. of ground beef, Liquid Smoke, some Slim Jims and a few other items because she’s got the complete instructions with a template over at Instructables.

100% edible and 100% meat, they are so easy to make a cavemen could do it!

Sure, you could spend $140 for a pair of meaty briefs that are only partially edible, but who wants to work around all those metal shards and strings in the heat of passion?