Sriracha Lip Balm
The Oatmeal and J&D’s Foods have teamed up to create Sriracha Lip Balm.
…Not only does it moisturize your lips and protect them from the harmful rays of the sun (it’s SPF 15), but it also bombards them with a delicious firestorm of red peppers and garlic. It’s like making out with some tasty napalm.
Rusty Blazenhoff
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