Sentences From Apple Watch Reviews Reconstructed Into a Strange Horror Story About Technology

A recent article on Yahoo! by Jason O. Gilbert takes sentences from reviews of the Apple Watch (previously) and reconstructs them into a strange horror story about technology. Each sentence of the story links out to its original review.

The watch wants and needs you now.

Every so often, the Apple Watch thinks about your heartbeat. Most people aren’t even sure they need one. Do I really need another connected screen blinking, beeping and buzzing all day?  Once you’ve gotten your first heartbeat, the novelty wears off pretty quickly.

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