“They have tongues shaped like a worm, and these ninjas carry salmonella germs.”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are comically imagined as having attributes actually possessed by real turtles in “Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles,” an animated short by Animation Domination High-Def (ADHD). You may remember when we wrote about ADHD’s equally wild animated short, “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man.”
Turtles are actually kinda gross. Rats are DEFINITELY gross.