“Let me say that again, spiders dicks fall off.”
Spider-Man is humorously imagined as having attributes actually possessed by spiders in “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man,” an animated short by Fox’s Animation Domination High Def (ADHD).
A real Spider-Man would be a terrifying super-hero. Alternate lyrics for this song: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.