Liquor Bottles Labels That Describe The Night Ahead

Three Bottles

The site Total Sorority Move has hilariously re-imagined different kinds of liquor with labels that truly reflect the what the night has in store.

It’s time to set the record straight. The drink you choose holds the fate of your evening–or maybe your day, I’m not judging. I think it’s time we look beyond the façade of carefully marketed labeling and discover what our favorite alcohol is really trying to tell us.

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Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.