Incinolet: The Turbo Sh*tter

On a recent tour of Joss, I was introduced to the Incinolet toilet, also known as The Turbo Sh*tter, used in locations such as Antarctica outposts where other toilets that rely on Roman era sewer technology just won’t cut it.

It lays waste to your waste by burning all of the refuse your GI was unable, or unwilling, to burn along with the required paper lining, toilet paper, and anything else you need to destroy in your biological evacuation process.

INCINOLET uses electric heat to reduce human waste (urine, solids, paper) to a small amount of clean ash, which is dumped periodically into the garbage. INCINOLET remains clean because waste never touches the bowl surface. A bowl liner, dropped into the bowl prior to use, captures the waste, then both liner and its content drop into the incinerator chamber when the foot pedal is pushed. You can use INCINOLET at any time-even while it is in cycle. – Incinolet.com

Slim Goodbody, who is currently on tour (yes, really), could probably teach us a thing or two about how our body burns calories by some well placed Bristol Stool Type 4 feces wrapped in spandex showing the corn hidden inside.

It is also not recommended that you try to flush any contraband into The Turbo Sh*tter as the exhaust pipe does not have the Crack Smoker Nonstick Coating™ needed to keep your facilities clean & burnt lip free.

If your Bristol Stool Type is 1 or 7, The Turbo Sh*tter™ will burn it down to a clean & powdery Bristol Stool Type Zero!