Woman Returns Home to Find a Chicken Riding Around the Living Room on a Roomba

A pet chicken named James rode around the living room on a Roomba robot vacuum without ruffling a single feather. According to his human, James somehow started the Roomba himself.

I’m in the laundry and I hear the robot vacuum cleaner going which I found confusing as I was home alone! This is what I found!!!! Hahaha my life is a circus!

There was also another time when she found a chicken sitting on the toilet as if to use it for its intended purpose.

Chicken on a Toilet

image via My Three Boys and I

via Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.