The Complete Social Media Douchebag

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Learn how to increase your Twitter followers by eleventy-billion in 3.68 seconds at The Complete Social Media Douchebag.

Tip #128: Always tweet in all-caps. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

Tip #138: Learn how to auto-DM your way into their hearts and wallets!

Tip #268: Every other tweet should be about how people can increase their followers. They’ll thank you for it!

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