I HAVE A SIGN-Westboro Baptist Protest of Twitter

photo by EDW Lynch

Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest in front of Twitter’s San Francisco office on Thursday, but found themselves severely outnumbered by a crowd of absurdist pranksters, including guest blogger EDW Lynch above.

photo by Rubin Starset

WBC’s hate-promoting signs were answered by multiple signs of randomness, nonsensical yelling, and even a unicorn. A portable stereo blared Lady GaGa, while press and people passing by ignored the WBC signs and took pictures and videos of the more entertaining signs. I was also there and turned on the video camera while holding my sign.

Westboro had scheduled an appearance in front of the Golden Gate Theatre later that evening to protest Fiddler on the Roof. Fellow guest blogger, Burstein!, reports:

Unfortunately or fortunately depending on your perspective, Fred Phelps and his followers cancelled their appearance before Fiddler on the Roof. Apparently, they were all hated out from their big day and just had no more hate to spare. Nevertheless, even in their absence a small crowd gathered and gave rise to an elegantly dadaist protest in which accordions, random signs of love and hate, and rick rolls abounded. While many of those attending Fiddler were bemused and confused, the staff and crew apparently loved this counter-protest and the director, stage manager, and choreographer all came out to thank these ridiculous protesters.

rick rolling the westboro baptist church

photo by sandwichgirl

Here’s more coverage of the protest:

Reverend Fred Phelps’s Twitter Protest 1/28/2010

photos by LiveSoMa

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photos by Chad Armstrong

See also: God Hates Twitter, Westboro Baptist Church Plans Protest At Twitter Headquarters

UPDATE: Here’s an absurd sign generator to help you prank the Westboro Baptist Church when they come to your town.


filed under Pranks, Religion, San Francisco Bay Area, Twitter

 

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JP_Voilleque January 29, 2010 at 8:07 pm

"I was promised donuts" is a goddamn masterstroke. Thank you SFO. I only wish we could have mustered an equally overwhelming response here in PDX when they rambled our way…Next time.

sfhb251 January 31, 2010 at 10:14 pm

We did!

Below are some articles on Portland's reaction to the Westboro group.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/a...

http://www.dailyvanguard.com/2.4060/qrc-counters-...

bernardwillis January 29, 2010 at 8:52 pm

Brilliant. Love it.

hep January 29, 2010 at 10:48 pm

why aren't any of the funniest signs here? what happened to the GOD HATES #TAGS one or the THESE RAILS DONT SCALE? these signs are all boring.

sandwichgirl January 30, 2010 at 2:04 am

GOD HATES BORING SIGNS

gladmueth January 30, 2010 at 2:59 am

Brilliant and beautiful! Please let me know well in advance of the next like go around and I will bloody fly from New York to bring my own signs! What a fun exercise in countering hate, so creative! (And so much more fun than it looked that the "other" side had :)

HyperbolicFear February 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm

I'm right there with ya!

seansavage January 30, 2010 at 3:38 am

Beautifully done!

Reminds me of the "Nipples, Not Bullets" sign I displayed proudly at the first SF Iraq War protests.

superlativest January 30, 2010 at 6:44 am

one of the cops asked afterwards if she could have the "I was promised donuts" sign (there were 2) to sneak it into her sergeant's car. of course he obliged:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rubin110/4312916311/...

Larry-bob January 30, 2010 at 8:09 am

Fred Phelps' ugly signs are nothing compared to the handcrafted beauty that can be witnessed almost daily being displayed by Mr. No Unlawful Sex, our local sex-phobic religious nut.

Mikes January 31, 2010 at 6:38 am

amazing!

srndur January 31, 2010 at 1:24 am

I am from Kansas, near Topeka and have been anxiously awaiting this kind of brilliant response to the WBC. BRILLIANT!!! wonderful! I've been posting a link to this story every where I can. YAY!!!

bettybooop23 January 31, 2010 at 5:53 pm

I grew-up in Topeka (no longer live there) and think this is so perfect. Bravo.

superlativest February 1, 2010 at 2:34 am

THIS, henceforth and forevermore, shall be THE WAY we eradicate the WBC!

okeedokee3 February 1, 2010 at 6:10 am

I too am from rural Kansas and am so happy about this elegant and perfect response. May I suggest though, that whenever anybody writes about these oversized amoeba, they put Baptist and Church in quotation marks i.e. Westboro "Baptist" "Church". Every conservative and decent religious person I know out here thinks these people are nut cases of the lowest order.

Joe_The_Wizard February 1, 2010 at 5:07 pm

"Silly Hats Only" sign FOR. THE. WIN.

vinnyagogo February 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Thi is starting to be a trend; http://larvalsubjects.wordpress.com/2007/09/04/cl...

I feel as if its due to too many people growing up watching Monty Python?
Humour and absurdity is the new Kung Fu?

But Where was Frank Chu?

badbcky February 1, 2010 at 7:04 pm

I'd like to propose a change in vocabulary. Instead of calling these extremists "uber" Christians or Fundamentalist Christians, isn't it really more accurate to call them Anti-Christians? I mean, they DO seem to be trying to teach us that Christ was standing for the EXACT OPPOSITE of what he actually stood for.

DOWN WITH ANTI-CHRISTIANS!

eaganda February 2, 2010 at 1:23 am

I can't wait for the day Phelps kicks the bucket! I"m going to Topeka with MY signs to protest HIS alleged entry into the heavenly realm. Please join me! It will be quite the fun to give them a taste of their own medicine while THEY grieve.

hologram5 February 2, 2010 at 7:52 pm

We have something equally dynamic planned for when these toolsheds visit Seattle again, and we know they will because of the equal rights marriage bills to pass. They will get quite the irritating surprise when they come here.

fairyhedgehog February 3, 2010 at 8:10 am

This is wonderful! I especially liked "I have a sign" but they were all good.

Raven_NC February 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Awesome! I shudder every time I hear the word Christian uttered in the same sentence as WBC. We were living in Laramie when Matthew Shepard was murdered, and we'd never HEARD of these mixed nuts before. Romaine Patterson's response to them (Angel Action) was inspired!

Snoozepossum February 7, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Thank you San Francisco!!! Donuts are on the way!!!

(bows with forehead to floor)

Ruthy_X February 10, 2010 at 12:13 pm

This made it into The Times yesterday and I read it on the tube on the way to work. I nearly wet myself.

Thank you, thank you all involved. Just lovely. I particularly enjoyed the 'I have a sign' sign. Agree with all prior comments about the whole missing the point about God thing.

Can you send these nutters to London? We too have pens.

StanleyJames February 10, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Phelps gang stems from Phelps, who was beaten with an ax handle by his alcoholic father. And like father, like son, he beat his own kids with an ax handle, and even had them beat each other.

The man is certifiably insane. He should be put in a mental institution, along with mnost of his clan. This info re abuse comes from one of his two sane children, who haven't dealt with him in decades, and one is writing a book. And there seems to be a 13 child, who is missing, probably a gay child. Which is what makes Phelps so hateful of himself, and others. Just as that creep Sally Kern of Oklahoma, who said gays were a greater threat than islamic terrorism. Guess what – she has a gay son (thrown out of the family apparently, and her husband is a southern baptist minister. For whom gays have replaced blacks as the object of hatred.

We need someone to pick up on Phelps, point out that he is a danger to the gay community and all the others he hates – jews, catholics, etc etc. And have him put away.

And when he dies, if possible, I will be willing to pay 10,000 $ to someone who can find a way to deliver his remains to the Taliban with a video camera. A way of making some kind of peace with these people. And of course all thse maniacs deserve to be together), but politics do make strange bedfellows..

MarianneBe March 12, 2010 at 7:11 pm

There will be a counter protest when the haters come to Philly on April 1! We are already figuring out our signs and LOVE the ones used in San Francisco.

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