Power Bacon, A Meat-Scented Deodorant for ‘People Who Just Sweat Like Pigs’

Power Bacon Deodorant

J&D’s Foods has released Power Bacon, a meat-scented deodorant “designed specifically for those with active lifestyles or for people who just sweat like pigs.” It is available to purchase online.

Using Power Bacon will probably make everyone drawn to you like you were the most powerful magnet on Earth. And by everyone, we mean friends, acquaintances, beautiful strangers, dogs, bears, swamp alligators, lions and even pigs. It’s like an aphrodisiac for your armpits. But use your new power wisely, because with great bacon power comes great baconsibility.

For all day meat-scented protection, apply liberally to your underarms or private areas.

Power Bacon Deodorant

images via J&D’s Foods

via Foodbeast

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