Onion Goggles, Eye Protection Against The Evils of Onion Tears

by Scott Beale on November 18, 2007 · 5 comments

Onion Goggles

Today at Mollie Stone’s I came across a display for Onion Goggles by RSVP International. At long last we finally have a new weapon in the age old battle against that tear making enemy the onion.

Finally, a tear-free solution for chopping onions! These goggles have fog-free clear lenses and a foam seal that protects the eyes from irritating onion vapors. Pink frames in unisex design. Fits most face shapes

Alternatly the Onion Goggles can be used when reading The Onion, providing an effective filter against humor and sarcasm, helping to prevent people from falling victim to the “laughed so hard I cried” syndrome.

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Lökglasögon - I Got Style
November 19, 2007 at 1:48 pm

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1 Charlie Moran November 19, 2007 at 2:35 pm

My mother swears by these things.

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2 Marnie Webb November 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm

Ski googles. Also a great no-tear-while-cutting-onions choice. Though it can lead to some odd meal preparation conversations: http://crankreport.tumblr.com/post/11233567

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