Zero M Sonic Blaster – Perforating Eardrums For Over 40 Years

“You must not fail, Zero M. This mission is critical…” With those words the commercial for the Zero M Sonic Blaster staring a young Kurt Russell opens and quickly turns into a bizarre parody world where a lone 10 year old and his ruptured eardrum is gamely protecting his home with poofs of air.

The Blaster itself is effectively a hand-pumped compressed air gun, which did not make the approval of Consumer Reports back in 1966.

The Mattel Agent Zero M Sonic Blaster 5530 fires compressed air with a deafening blast. Our measurements top out at 157 dB–above a level that can do permanent damage to the hearing of an adult. We rate the toy Not Acceptable.

Check out the other fun retro reviews and photos as posted by Mikl-em back in the day.

via RetroThing