What the ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Video Games Would Be Like If Mario Always Had a Hostage Negotiator Tagging Along

Dorkly imagines what the video game world of the Super Mario Bros. would be like if Mario always had a hostage negotiator following him around. During their new animated short, Mario becomes irritated about the entire situation during a standoff with Bowser, who is holding Princess Peach hostage.

There’s only one person in the Mushroom Kingdom equipped to deal with princess kidnappings: Frank Rizzoli.